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Funny Joke: Joke about the Young Man who was Walking, who suddenly falls and injures his hand. (Must read)

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A Young Manis Treking, when suddenly falls and injures his hand. on his way to the hospital, he sees this huge ad on a new machine,the ad claimed that the machine is able to diagnose any disease and write treatment plans for it only by taking urine sample. the man walks to the machine puts a penny in it and then gives the sample. after a few beeps, a note comes out "your hand's tendon is injured, don't put it under any stress and exercise". the man was amazed and decides to mess with the machine, so when he reaches home, he takes a bottle, then pours some water in it, then makes his dog urinate in it, and then sees his daughter's chewed gum on floor so puts it on the bottle also, and finally to sum it up, masturbates in the bottle. then heads towards the machine and gives the sample to the machine. after 10 minutes of strange noises and sounds that machine made, a note comes out "your water pipe will clog soon, be sure to fix it. your dog will die in 2 weeks, be prepared for it. your daughter is pregnant, go beat the boy living upstairs. and if u keep masturbating like this, your injured tendon won't heal!!!!!!
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Posted by Morgan Benson on Tuesday, August 9, 2016 - Rating: 4.5
Title : Funny Joke: Joke about the Young Man who was Walking, who suddenly falls and injures his hand. (Must read)
Description : Laugh Out Loud A Young Manis Treking, when suddenly falls and injures his hand. on his way to the hospital, he sees this huge ad on a ...

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